In light of Lane Kiffin being announced as Alabama OC, I thought I’d dredge this photo of one of his former QBs up: pic.twitter.com/jkmfLBHEdm
— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) January 10, 2014
I’m going to cry RT @C_Honey25: My dude @nuff_ced70 pulled out 4.70 today in the 40 #bigboymovin
— Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) January 16, 2014
Jack Del Rio name literaly means “masterbate into a river”
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) January 19, 2014
Russell Wilsons name literaly means “rec league sportswear”
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) February 3, 2014
sometimes the takes get too hot. RT @mikefreemanNFL: Fire alarm just went off here at combine media center.
— AdotPdot (@ap575) February 23, 2014
I really hope this intern gets a promotion and not fired (h/t @mike_e_kaye) pic.twitter.com/EyjFtD6HAP
— Dan Klausner (@dklausner) February 24, 2014
Raiders team fight song is Yackety Sax.
— ＳＷＥＡＴＥＲ ＧＡＷＤ (@AbeBroman) March 15, 2014
So…I’m playing in a donkey basketball game to raise money for my old high school. Any donkey riding tips?
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) March 18, 2014
man listen if I can’t get married because it goes against your religion then you can’t eat that McDonald’s because it goes against my diet
— mehd11n (@med11n) March 29, 2014
You may hate on wrestling but it takes big balls to call that out when you participate in twitter mock drafts and flood my TL with that shit
— Mike Honcho (@MoShady) April 7, 2014
Teddy is not a nuclear reactor RT @chris_broom: Dilfer just said on SVP that Bridgewater’s “body just doesn’t output a lot of energy.”
— Tex Western (@TexWestern) April 17, 2014
My first NFL draft w/ ESPN, we had to cut out of Round 2 for a tractor pull. Perspective…
— Mel Kiper Jr. (@MelKiperESPN) April 18, 2014
The more draft analysis I read the more I’m sure #Pitt could have used a quarterback like Tom Savage
— Gene Collier (@genecollier) April 24, 2014
@JoshNorris Josh Norris’ opinions do not reflect those of his employer.
— NBC Sports (@NBCSports) April 26, 2014
Is it wrong to write this? Seantrel Henderson Weaknesses: Doesn’t seem to give a shit
— Matt Harmon (@MattHarmon_BYB) April 28, 2014
Bc if i did you’re girl would be absolutely distraught. You should thank me if u care abt her RT @MooseOnTilt: @JayGlazer why won’t you die
— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) May 8, 2014
#offender RT @Elliot_Dennis: #sex RT @JinxFootball: Oh. Wow. Swooooon. RT @Elliot_Dennis: @JawNames pic.twitter.com/rGlHyV4d6l
— Jinx (@JinxFootball) May 20, 2014
Ivy League on the streets, but SEC in the sheets.
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) May 29, 2014
Drink and don’t stop. RT @ByMMartinez: Any words of advice to those of us writing for websites?
— Ray Ratto (@RattoCSN) June 8, 2014
Football is almost here. Time to dump your boy/girlfriend and embrace your true love.
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) July 18, 2014
If you dating a Hispanic chick and you get called by your first name in Spanish, cancel your plans for the night & probably life.
— Adam West (@askmetostay323) July 21, 2014
What a bunch of dumb fucks RT @jonmachota Cowboys TE coach Mike Pope has group catching passes w/bags on their heads pic.twitter.com/pRFgtnp6bM
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) July 31, 2014
RIP @BeauxJaxson he’ll probably be back to vent when he gets curved by a redhead tho
— Caleb (@CountCaleb) August 7, 2014
Getting Eagles towels for college. Likely means they won’t cover anything but I’ll score early and often.
— Ben Natan (@BenNatan2) August 8, 2014
University pronounced backwards sounds like “it is revenue” #OBannonVsNCAA
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) August 9, 2014
legendary comma use RT @CBSNews: JUST IN: President Obama to deliver remarks at 4pm ET on the situation in Ferguson, Iraq
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) August 18, 2014
Everytime Hageman forms a sentence in his head is an adventure
— Hank Jones (@HankJoness) August 20, 2014
do u think God reads some of the shit scientists say like a rapper reads rapgenius annotations
— Caleb (@CountCaleb) August 26, 2014
This goes out to my haters. pic.twitter.com/T15aBFp6fg
— Chapphew McNealist (@UncleChaps) September 4, 2014
@tclessard sorry bro, was too busy looking at your sweet pic in the tank to get my grammar straight. Keep kicken ass
— John Middlekauff (@JohnMiddlekauff) September 21, 2014
#protectheshield https://t.co/G4f6qFDSkV
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) September 22, 2014
Yes to “Grunt-n-Punt.” RT @pbpsports: As Driskel struggles in Grunt-n-Punt offense, Gators see other QBs taking off http://t.co/enebgLwdL3
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 24, 2014
So if you wonder why Team X is above Team Y even after Game Z, it’s because this is college football, and our totem is a torn-down goalpost.
— Adam Ja-HO HO HO-bi (@Adam_Jacobi) October 5, 2014
@AllbrightNFL @NFLGoodwitch @Cianaf @bigdeewhite WAIT, did Ben actually just tweet “I have a black friend”
— Sigmund Bloom (@SigmundBloom) October 8, 2014
What can I say? I could say something,but nothing IS something;nothing isn’t nothing,if I say it;it’s something.No things are nothing things
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) October 10, 2014
This CLANGA princess on the Gameday Snapchat is ready https://t.co/4NQysH7RQR (HT @GarrettMcInnis)
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) October 11, 2014
Wait. Christian and Sam Ponder met online? Keep sliding into those DM’s guys. Anything’s possible. Be an NFL QB too.
— Darren Page (@DarrenPage) October 16, 2014
After you listen to lifestyle one time https://t.co/V52LH4QoTj
— Sully (@SullyFootball) October 19, 2014
Levels. RT @mattbarrows: Damaryius Thomas TD against Perrish Cox, whom Thomas testified against in a 2011 sexual assault trial.
— Mehcca (@Mehcca) October 20, 2014
Yo RT @davenanni: Doug Marrone Jan ’13/Oct ’14. That’s some hard living being an NFL coach. Or is it just the Bills ? pic.twitter.com/sei9pjOXFy
— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) October 20, 2014
Oh is that all RT @JeffRisdon: Vegas is great for kids. Seriously. Just have to avoid the hooker leaflets and drunken bachelorette parties.
— Arif Hasan (@ArifHasanNFL) October 26, 2014
I could tweet “Just lost everything in a house fire” and the first reply would be “Cooks Hill Crabtree Sproles in flex .5 PPR thx.”
— C.D. Carter (@CDCarter13) October 31, 2014
When u try to act grown but you have the takes of a 4 yr old pic.twitter.com/a0zIC0kU0R
— P g (@PSUPg) November 4, 2014
Watch a Jaguar game and tell me we don’t deserve medical marijuana.
— zack (@heymynameiszack) November 5, 2014
That time when Sam Montgomery thought Bear Bryant was a current Alabama player pic.twitter.com/Tsrnz9Uzem
— Lyndsay Lee (@LyndsayALee) November 5, 2014
There will only ever be 1 Beast Mode (h/t @BarstoolU)… pic.twitter.com/920AXPZOxu
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) November 7, 2014
I couldn’t find that Vine, but some SportsCenter anchor compared Tom Brady to A$AP Ferg once, apparently. https://t.co/GD3R12wIW3
— Justis Mosqueda (@JuMosq) November 9, 2014
@UncleChaps chaps!!
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) November 11, 2014
All these hot takes this morning got me like pic.twitter.com/SQuRzK9mt4
— Justis Mosqueda (@JuMosq) November 12, 2014
Just tried pouring champagne in to a cup on my ass.
— Jinx (@JinxFootball) November 13, 2014
@RapSheet Hey ian..we blazin up in the parking lot D..Come smoke a victory blunt with us homie
— Haze (@Sir_Bay_Raider) November 21, 2014
@Sir_Bay_Raider lol.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) November 21, 2014
Give Auburn’s safeties flare guns so when they see Cooper in the slot they can alert authorities that something is about to get burnt
— SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) November 30, 2014
Let us not forget the classic, Andy hitting on his cousin. Didnt even hop in them DMs. pic.twitter.com/EjZyTwG2Qn
— Nubz (@J_Nubz) December 3, 2014
Chip Kelly again on why he wasn’t interested in the Florida job: “I don’t think our pro offense would work at the college level.”
— Jeff McLane (@Jeff_McLane) December 4, 2014
me: “sometimes i think up tweets in my head but i just keep em to myself” dan: “those are called ‘thoughts'”
— SadeVEVO (@fillegrossiere) December 5, 2014
Batman is proof that wealth overpowers all, even in a universe full of mutants, aliens, wizards and Superman
— W.E.B.B.I.E DuBois (@fivefifths) December 5, 2014
Scooby Wright III…There are 2 more of them.
— Curt Popejoy (@NFLdraftboard) December 6, 2014
First the speeding ticket, now this? What a hooligan #GoDucks pic.twitter.com/lgeJaGMsTd
— Andy McNamara (@McNamaraUO) December 6, 2014
@McNamaraUO @TJohnstone64 At least he cleaned up his mess. pic.twitter.com/ScFW47P9az
— Will Rubin (@_WillRubin) December 6, 2014
Bryce Petty on Baylor playoff chances: “That question is above my pay grade. All I’m not paid to do is play.”
— Jon Solomon (@JonSolomonCBS) December 7, 2014
Amazing. RT @nwagoner: BTW, Rams coin toss captains were the six active roster players the team acquired using picks from the 2012 RG3 trade
— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) December 7, 2014
EPIC RT @YourFavoriteZoe: Hennessy will bring the truth out pic.twitter.com/SHIrV6TKCp
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) December 14, 2014
Oh I don’t know… RT “@Bflo44: @RuiterWrongFAN And why would we listen to a coach no longer in the league?” pic.twitter.com/TXfAUAceL0
— Brian Billick (@CoachBillick) December 17, 2014
why would anyone think people are emailing nice things about them
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) December 17, 2014
if they hack group text, god save us all
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) December 17, 2014
Name of the year. RT @ABC7Chicago: Teen Bud Weisser accused in STL burglary http://t.co/4plYXPYzqm pic.twitter.com/HAWCjkYwG7
— ＳＷＥＡＴＥＲ ＧＡＷＤ (@AbeBroman) December 19, 2014
“@JessicaVShark19: Mike Evans congratulating his fiancé for being engaged to Mike Evans. pic.twitter.com/7YPvHytoD2” @RQUINN619
— Jeseph Meyers (@jesephm) December 20, 2014
Dan Mullen wins everything with this sweater. RT @CoachDanMullen: Merry Christmas from the staff party. pic.twitter.com/NKgr9XvLMn
— Dr. Saturday (@YahooDrSaturday) December 21, 2014
— P g (@PSUPg) December 22, 2014
— P g (@PSUPg) December 22, 2014
— P g (@PSUPg) December 22, 2014
Bo Wallace is the QB from 22 jump street.
— Donovan James (@DonJamesSports) December 22, 2014
RT @AyMoc: Girls can love Ryan Gosling all they want, but let’s not forget he was an absolute liability at cornerback in Remember The Titans
— princey massaquoi. (@NFLBadwitch) December 23, 2014
