Russell Wilson the Snake Oil Salesman
An old man sits on his porch by the road. In his hands he holds a knife and a stick.
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Pete Carroll doesn’t care about Quin Snyder, or any of these other things.
Earlier this week, Utah Jazz head coach Quin Snyder stopped by Seahawks camp. Pete Carroll didn’t give a shit. It
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Last Friday was a shitty fucking day. When I say it was a shitty fucking day, I’m talking poop after
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Stop Sleeping On Yourself. — N@CT (@CoolTableTweets) April 1, 2015 Natural selection doesn’t work well enough with humans. — Darren
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Here at footballsavages dot com, we obviously strive for top-end analysis. Our takes will stand up against any advanced metrics site,
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Twitter Favorites Quarterly: January-March
S/o to the homies who were throwing Hail Mary’s at 12:01 this morning. You know who you are, and you
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We live in a time where the adult thirst for player autographs is at an all-time high. How we got
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In light of Lane Kiffin being announced as Alabama OC, I thought I’d dredge this photo of one of his
Read moreYou said it: December 6th Edition
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